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“You betrayed me! You’re not good. You, you’re just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.”

“The Tooth Fairy’s exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.”

“Miracles happen all the time!” “Like what?” “Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol!”

“Then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…”

“Stop eating my sesame cake.”

“My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard.”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? It’s beautiful.”

“You are not our leader.” “How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.”

“I’m a f*ckin’ idiot. I’m a f*ckin’ idiot. F*ckin’ idiot, f*ckin’ idiot, f*ckin’ idiot…”