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“I am Merida, firstborn descendant of Clan Dunbroch. And I’ll be shooting FOR MY OWN HAND!”

“No, you shouldn’t exist. We took out Cyberdyne over ten years ago. We stopped Judgment Day.” “You only postponed it. Judgment Day is inevitable.”

“Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?”

“Welcome to Baskin-Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast?”

“You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.”

“I had tried singing once back in Berlin. They threw tomatoes. After the show, I had a nice salad.”

“All great men have moustaches!” “Yeah, but real men actually grow them!”

“Somewhere in the world, the wrong pig met up with the wrong bat.”

“You disappoint me, kid. You’re late. You planning on making a habit of this?” “What?” “You’re fired!” “But I just…” “You make a valid point. Welcome back. With benefits.”