QOTD

“This meal is terrible. It tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, ‘Who would slow roast a dog’s asshole and feed it to me?’ You would.”

“Have you ever met anybody you didn’t kill?” “Well, I haven’t killed you yet.”

“I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANE!”

“Is that a raincoat?” “Yes it is!”

“Look at those a$$holes, ordinary f*cking people. I hate ’em.”

“Are you sure it’s safe?” “It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.”

“Coming up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new Ow, My Balls!”

“If I weren’t about to sh*t in my pants right now, I’d be f*ckin’ fascinated.”

“We’re both sticking to our guns. The difference is, mine are loaded.”

“Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.”