Quote of the Day – July 30, 2016
“Like I said, it ain’t me you gotta worry about.”
“Like I said, it ain’t me you gotta worry about.”
“You ever kill anybody?” “I hurt somebody’s feelings once.”
“I’m tall, dark and handsome, and you’re third world ugly.”
“You smell like you f*cked the cast of The View.”
“And that’s what cigarettes are for.” “A delivery device for nicotine.”
“You’re asking me how a watch works. For now we’ll just keep an eye on the time.”
“I am not the Zodiac. And if I were, I certainly wouldn’t tell you.”
“Hey, wait! It’s not the end! He’s been reincarnated as a tricycle!”
“People don’t commit murder on credit.”
“Get out of here! Can’t you see we don’t want you anymore?”