Quote of the Day – February 10, 2016
“Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”
“Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”
“I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the greatest botanist on this planet.”
“Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!”
“Do not try and shrink me gypsy! I serious!”
“Hardest time to lie to somebody is when they’re expecting to be lied to.”
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any f*cking Merlot!”
“You don’t want to quit me, I’m your dream client: I’m the most fun, I’m rich, and I’m always in trouble.”
“Fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth. And the truth is on your side, Bubba.”
“Oh, hah, I’m sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.”