Quote of the Day – January 31, 2016
“I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.”
“I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.”
“I’m looking for a man who calls himself Bucho. That’s all. And you had to do it the hard way.”
“He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!”
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
“You hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.” “Shut up and deal…”
“Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?”
“Do you know what fear stands for? False Evidence Appearing Real.”
“Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching Cops.”
“Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.”
“Your national security adviser has just been executed. He’s a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour.”