Quote of the Day – January 11, 2016
“I find a little giggle-gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously.”
“I find a little giggle-gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously.”
“This is a 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?”
“Don’t make me steamroll you. Steamroller!”
“I’ve got a better idea: no f*cking way.”
“And he had one thing you haven’t got.” “What’s that, sir?” “A great, big, bushy beard!”
“He didn’t fall? Inconceivable!” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle …and a clean pair of shorts.”
“Wow. Admit it, you just want to play house. Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich! Did I not make myself clear?”
“I’m going to commit murder at midnight. I’m going to kill someone you know. Someone close to you.”
“You were going to be a gymnast.” “A journalist.” “Right, that’s what I said.”