Quote of the Day – December 30, 2015
“Attention, food shoppers. We have a special over at the frozen food department, dead meat!”
“Attention, food shoppers. We have a special over at the frozen food department, dead meat!”
“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”
“He’s gonna laugh at you. They’re all gonna laugh at you!”
“Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!” “He killed eighty people in two days.” “He’s adopted.”
“I’m rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.”
“Get the glue.” “We’re out of glue.” “You used up all the glue on purpose!”
“Look who’s here! It’s Santa! Tell Santa what you want for Christmas!” “I’m on my fucking lunch break, OK?”
“You’re a ‘Wong’?” “Well, my mother was Irish.” “And your father?” “Wasn’t.”
“I can’t get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don’t work.” “Did you try staples?”
“A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town.”