QOTD

“Oh, and Senator, just one more thing, love your suit.”

“F*cking dipshit with a nine-toed woman.”

“I just can’t take no pleasure in killing. There’s just some things you gotta do. Don’t mean you have to like it.”

“AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes.”

“My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History.”

“You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just trying so hard to be.”

“Feed her! Feed her!”

“What is wrong with you people?” “It’s just like you said Gills! We’re psychopaths! Somebody better call the school nurse!”

“These f*cking zombies. Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?” “How old do you think I am?” #QOTD

“Oooh, that’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? That’s a bingo?” “You just say bingo.” “Bingo! How fun!”