QOTD

“Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you.”

“This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half.”

“Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality. And you can’t piss on hospitality! I won’t allow it!” #QOTD

“Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”

“That’s a meteor. I’ll be dipped in shit if that ain’t a meteor!”

“I see you got FAT!” “I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!”

“Pancakes. Pancakes!” “No pancakes.” “PANCAKES!” “No pancakes.”

“How, in the name of Zeus’s butthole, did you get out of your cell?”

“Can’t you stop this? Can’t you call it off?” “Nothin’ can call it off but I’m gonna send it back to whatever the Hell it come from!”

“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”