"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 28, 2019
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 27, 2019
"Real love's hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 26, 2019
"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin' Mark Twain sh*t. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 25, 2019
"You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump." "What hump?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 24, 2019
"I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 23, 2019
"What makes you think she's a witch?" "Well, she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 22, 2019
"Hey, Mia, you better hide your baby oil... I'm just playing." "And you better hide that big-ass forehead." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 21, 2019
"You betrayed me! You're not good. You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – September 20, 2019
"The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable." … [Read more...]
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