“Meg versus man isn’t a fight… it’s a slaughter.”

“The mind is a fragile thing. Takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction.”

“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.”

“Just because you can’t prove it doesn’t mean it isn’t true.” “Easy, Dirty Harry.”

“This movie was shot in 3B – three beers – and it looks good, eh?”

“Our beliefs don’t make us better people. Our actions make us better people.”

“It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.” “Thanks.” “This dumb tree is also my friend. And this green whore is also…” “Oh, you must stop!”

“Don’t talk to anyone, don’t touch anything, don’t do anything, don’t interact with anyone, and try not to look at anything.”

“They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

“I told you I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.”