"Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – June 3, 2019
"In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog..." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – June 2, 2019
"Say hi to your mother for me." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – June 1, 2019
"I took the liberty of ironing your homework." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 31, 2019
"See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn't know that I'm a ninja." "While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 30, 2019
"Too much perfection is a mistake." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 29, 2019
"Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 28, 2019
"What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 27, 2019
"You're all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!" … [Read more...]
Quote of the Day – May 26, 2019
"What is this?" "Our greatest achievement. With it, we create super-Nazis; A thousand year army and it's thousand year soldiers." … [Read more...]
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