“Feed her! Feed her!”

Easily in my Top 5 action films of all time. This was early in Michael Bay’s career and this is where he peaked. Great action sequences, strong ensemble and actually a very believable villain with fairly realistic motivations. A classic Simpson/Bruckheimer production. I saw this bitch 5 times at the theatre.

1. Jaws
2. Deep Blue Sea
3. Kon Tiki
4. Open Water
5. Shark Night

Just Missed The Cut: Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, Austin Powers in Goldmember, The Beach, Jaws 3-D

Need To See: Bait, Jaws 2, The Reef

Comedy Hi-Lites: Jaws: The Revenge

“What is wrong with you people?” “It’s just like you said Gills! We’re psychopaths! Somebody better call the school nurse!”

Near perfect, proudly Canadian, haunted house movie that was partly filmed less than 5 minutes away from the house in which I grew up. The movie is 35 years old and I saw it for the first time less than 10 years ago. It is the last movie to legitimately scare me. There’s a real sense of fear and dread throughout the movie. I haven’t watched it since but I want to so I can see if it has the same affect.

“I like how they use each other to have fun.”

“These f*cking zombies. Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?” “How old do you think I am?” #QOTD

From the director of Ghostbusters comes Alienbusters. Good premise, good director, good cast, wasted opportunity. Decent effects, but the laughs are few and far between.

1. JFK
2. Silence Of The Lambs, The
3. Commitments, The
4. Hot Shots!
5. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Just Missed The Cut: Backdraft, Cape Fear, Dead Again, The Last Boy Scout, What About Bob?

Need To Watch: Boyz N The Hood, Delicatessen, Proof, Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky, Thelma & Louise

Comedy Hi-Lites: The Addams Family, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, City Slickers, Defending Your Life, L.A. Story

Horror Hi-Lites: Body Parts, Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare, The People Under The Stairs

“Oooh, that’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? That’s a bingo?” “You just say bingo.” “Bingo! How fun!”