About as big of a steaming pile of shit to ever appear on celluloid. Unfunny, misogynistic, unfunny, dumb, unfunny, a complete waste of time.

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Das Boot
3. Evil Dead, The
4. Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
5. American Werewolf In London, An

Just Missed The Cut: Escape From New York, Excalibur, Knightriders, Scanners, Stripes

Need To Watch: Body Heat, The Burning, Mephisto, My Dinner With Andre, Reds

Comedy Hi-Lites: Arthur, The Cannonball Run, The Great Muppet Caper, Neighbors, Time Bandits

Horror Hi-Lites: Dead & Buried, Friday The 13 Part 2, Halloween II, Happy Birthday To Me, The Howling

“Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”

Terrific, little British horror that features some solid gore and some genuine jump scares. Creepy tone throughout; the ending is jaw-dropping.

“That’s a meteor. I’ll be dipped in shit if that ain’t a meteor!”

One of my all-time favourite comedies. It’s still fresh. I still laugh as much and as hard as I did the first time I saw it. Tremendous ensemble with Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell being the standouts.

1. Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
2. Scotty J. (Boogie Nights)
3. Scott Lang (Ant-Man)
4. Scott Evil (Austin Powers Series)
5. Scott Howard (Teen Wolf)

Just Missed The Cut: Scott Calvin (The Santa Clause Series) Scott Sommers (X-Men Series), Scott Thomas (EuroTrip), Scott Turner (Turner & Hooch)

“I see you got FAT!” “I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!”

Easily one of my favourite horror films. I once recommended this movie to an employee who was looking for a scary movie and the next day she got mad at me because she “didn’t want something that scary.” One of John Carpenter’s best.