“Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! There is no renewal!”

“Well, my gauges must be wrong. I’ve got a wind blowing due east. Now what kind of a fog blows against the wind?”

“Aren’t you a little young for full-contact?” “Aren’t you a little old for video games?”

“I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!”

“What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?”

“Don’t be afraid. I’m going to give you the choice I never had.”

“Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.”

“Who will dare to face the challenge of the Funhouse? Who is mad enough to enter that world of darkness? How about you, sir?”

“Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.”

“Who’s Tony?” “He’s the little boy that lives in his mouth.”