Quote of the Day – September 30, 2015
“This book kicks ass. There’s this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.” “Cool.”
Quote of the Day – September 29, 2015
“There’s a killer loose, a killer loose!”
Quote of the Day – September 28, 2015
“She was great, she was beautiful.” “Yeah, I liked it. She made me want to go out and buy rubbers right now.”
Quote of the Day – September 27, 2015
“Just because a man’s lying down doesn’t mean he’s dead!”
Quote of the Day – September 26, 2015
“And if one does what God does enough times, one will become as God is.”
Quote of the Day – September 25, 2015
“One of us, one of us! Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble! We accept her, we accept her.” #QOTD
Quote of the Day – September 24, 2015
“Don’t tell me! You’re from outer space.” “No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.” #QOTD
Quote of the Day – September 23, 2015
“You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.”
Quote of the Day – September 22, 2015
“Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!”
Quote of the Day – September 21, 2015
“Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.” #QOTD