“Kenny, don’t paint your sister!”

“Right now, he’s out there. Watching, waiting. Don’t look; he’ll see you. Don’t move; he’ll hear you. Don’t breathe; you’re dead!”

“I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.” “These are O.R. scrubs.” “O, R they?”

“Malachai! He wants you too, Malachai. He wants you too!”

“Welcome to the apocalypse. I hope you like leather.”

“Do you read Sutter Cane?”

“Can you fly, Bobby?”

“Hey Ted, where’s that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? Ted! Hey Ted, where the hell is the corkscrew?”

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”

“Oh, and Senator, just one more thing, love your suit.”