“Don’t you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone.”

“In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.”

“Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!”

“Eat shit and die, Ricky!” “Eat shit and live, Bill.”

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”

“Humans. You’re not worth the flesh you’re printed on!”

“I’m trying to earn money for college.” “Your mom goes to college.”

“You’re letting people in.” “Every person we save is one less zombie to fight.”

“There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job.”

“A secret society exists, and is living among all of us. They are neither people nor animals, but something in-between.”