“What’s the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?”

“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.”

“Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press.”

“Come on, boy, let’s take a ride in my Volts Wagon.”

“I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.”

“I want to eat your face. It could just be so yummy. I’d like to have your face, in my tummy.”

“It’s too cerebral! We’re trying to make a movie here, not a film!”

“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.”

“My theory on Feds is that they’re like mushrooms, feed ’em shit and keep ’em in the dark”

“It’s not you, Ferdy. I’m just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”