“Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”

“I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy.”

“Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.”

“Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.”

“Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”

“Your mother’s in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll see that she gets it.”

“Well, I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it.”

“Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”

“By Grabthar’s hammer… what a savings.”

“You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.” “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”