Month: June 2019

“A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.”

“The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.”

“Where can I find Van Wilder?” “In the Guinness Book of World-f*cking-Records, man… under ‘Raddest F*cking Dude Alive’!”

“Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.”

“What do they call you up there?” “They call me MISTER TIBBS!”

“It’s funny… the world is so different in the daylight. In the dark, your fantasies get so out of hand. But in the daylight everything falls back into place again.”

“You wrote that the world doesn’t need a saviour, but every day I hear people crying for one.”

“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”

“Death is a surprise party.”

“Life… is pain. Pain… is everything. You… you will learn!”