Quote of the Day – September 30, 2019
“I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool” “I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had f*cked it.”
“I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool” “I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had f*cked it.”
“Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.”
“You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold.”
“Real love’s hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.”
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin’ Mark Twain sh*t. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
“You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.” “What hump?”
“I’ve been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.”
“What makes you think she’s a witch?” “Well, she turned me into a newt!” “A newt?” “I got better.”
“Hey, Mia, you better hide your baby oil… I’m just playing.” “And you better hide that big-ass forehead.”
“You betrayed me! You’re not good. You, you’re just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.”