Month: September 2019

Quote of the Day – September 30, 2019

“I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool” “I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had f*cked it.”

Quote of the Day – September 29, 2019

“Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.”

Quote of the Day – September 26, 2019

“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin’ Mark Twain sh*t. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”