Month: December 2019

Quote of the Day – December 24, 2019

“Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh on its way in from New York City.” “You serious, Clark?”

Quote of the Day – December 23, 2019

“I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn’t have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don’t know what Christmas is all about.”

Quote of the Day – December 22, 2019

“Boy, that’s scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?” “Nah, it’s all right. This is culture!”

Quote of the Day – December 21, 2019

“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”

Quote of the Day – December 20, 2019

“I’m going to find the answer to a question that’s puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?” “Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.”

Quote of the Day – December 19, 2019

“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary.”

Quote of the Day – December 17, 2019

“What is the matter with you? I thought mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain’t dead, lady. He’s hiding.”

Quote of the Day – December 16, 2019

“The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was…” “Naddafinga!”