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“It’s heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious.”

“You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.”

“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!”

“What’s wrong with you? What you screamin’ for? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leavin’. Bzzzz.”

“Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” “Don’t worry. I will be.”

“That’s the red light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.” “Sex, Frank?” “Uh… no, not right now, Ed. We’ve got work to do.”

“Uhhh… this is Forky…” “I’m trash.”

“He said that wherever I went, he would find me, walk right up to me, and I wouldn’t be able to see him.”

“I don’t think anything bad ought to happen to children. I think the bad stuff should be saved up for the people whose grown up. That’s the way I see it.”

“What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?”