Quote of the Day – June 3, 2020
“Wanna breed?” “Tempting… but no.”
“Wanna breed?” “Tempting… but no.”
“There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.”
“Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin’.”
“Hey, there’s skittles in there!”
“I cannot allow us to be killed.”
“Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?” “She won’t be nude, she’ll be wearing a shower cap.”
“Would you be willing to cut your hair?” “Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I’ve had a few… accidents.”
“Broke the window again.”
“I ain’t afraid to die anymore. I’d done it already.”
“This is going straight to the pool room.”