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“When was the last time you remember doing something during the day?”

“Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous. Then I’d lose 30 pounds… porkin’ his wife!”

“What have you been doing?” “Watching television… in colour.”

“I’ll make you a wager…” “I don’t make wagers.” “A gentleman’s wager… in five years, the men you sentenced to life imprisonment will be free.”

“Are we always a great people?” “You are always a great people, but it’s not always so good.”

“We’re all traveling through time together, every day of our lives. All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride.”

“Tell me where the trigger is. Then… you have my permission to die!”

“Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?” “Sho’nuff!” “Well who am I?” “Sho’nuff!” “Who am I?” “Sho’nuff!” “I can’t hear you…” “Sho’nuff!”

“Have you ever seen any of your victims?” “You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don’t be melodramatic.”

“The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.”