Quote of the Day – June 13, 2019
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
“Death is a surprise party.”
“Life… is pain. Pain… is everything. You… you will learn!”
“I thought you were dead.” “Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.”
“You have sunk my battleship.”
“You’re gonna love it.” “What?” “The world.”
“Tonight we get to be our own gods.”
“This is starting to piss me off now cool out!” “Oh I am cool. You should see me when I’m hot.”
“Have you no fear, English?” “My fear is my concern.”
“Now, see we’re sittin’ down here, ready to negotiate, and you’ve already given up your shit. I’m still a mystery to you.”