Quote of the Day – June 3, 2019
“In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…”
“In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…”
“Say hi to your mother for me.”
“I took the liberty of ironing your homework.”
“See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn’t know that I’m a ninja.” “While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja.”
“Too much perfection is a mistake.”
“Does the word “duh” mean anything to you?”
“What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over.”
“You’re all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!”
“What is this?” “Our greatest achievement. With it, we create super-Nazis; A thousand year army and it’s thousand year soldiers.”
“Haven’t you noticed how nothing in this house seems to move until you look away and then you just… catch something out of the corner of your eye?”