“Olaf is pretty funny. I want to let it go.”

“Pancakes. Pancakes!” “No pancakes.” “PANCAKES!” “No pancakes.”

One of the earliest movies I ever watched on VHS. However, I did no make it through the whole thing during that first viewing. After the fake trailer played for “Catholic High School Girls In Trouble”, my parents told my sister and I to head to bed. I have since seen the movie a number of times. It’s just as funny, it’s just as irreverent. I find something new to laugh at with each viewing.

1. Empire Strikes Back, The
2. Airplane!
3. Changeling, The
4. Shining, The
5. Caddyshack

Just Missed The Cut: Alligator, The Elephant Man, Friday The 13th, Ordinary People, Superman II

Need To Watch: Altered States, The Fog, The Long Good Friday, Motel Hell, Raging Bull

Comedy Hi-Lites: Any Which Way You Can, Blues Brothers, Herbie Goes Bananas, Popeye, Private Eyes

Horror Hi-Lites: Cannibal Holocaust, The Watcher In The Woods

“How, in the name of Zeus’s butthole, did you get out of your cell?”

One of the slasher greats and to this day, still one of the only films to continually creep me out. Johnny Depp’s death scared to shit out of me when I was a kid. I’d never before seen that much blood at one time. Robert Englund is masterful.

“I think it’s pretty happy. It made me very emotional.”

“Can’t you stop this? Can’t you call it off?” “Nothin’ can call it off but I’m gonna send it back to whatever the Hell it come from!”

My ultimate guilty pleasure movie. I make no apologies for the ridiculous amount of times I’ve seen this flick. I like the singing; I like the edgy humour; I like the girls. It’s a fun movie, so bite me.

1. Hoop Dreams
2. Hoosiers
3. White Men Can’t Jump
4. Finding Forrester
5. He Got Game

Just Missed The Cut: Coach Carter, The Heart Of The Game, Semi-Pro, Space Jam, Teen Wolf

Need To Watch: The Basketball Diaries, Blue Chips, Cornbread, Earl And Me, Glory Road, Quantum Hoops